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• Flooding in North and South Carolina is already underway as Hurricane Florence's storm surge and heavy rains swamp coastal areas, hundreds of thousands are without power. 
• Multiple explosions were reported in Lawrence, Massachusetts as an over-pressurized residential natural gas pipeline caused fires in dozens of homes.
• The Trump regime is leveling new sanctions against a Chinese tech firm and its Russian subsidiary for evading funding sanctions on North Korea.
• Sen. Elizabeth Warren is taking aim at Wall Street banking giants and major tech companies, saying the federal government needs to step in and break up "too big to fail" corporations.
• The yearly 2018 Ig Nobel Prizes are out and honor the science of roller coasters affecting kidney stones, how well human saliva cleans dirt, and just how healthy a human cannibalism diet can be.