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• At least six are dead after Hurricane Michael ripped through the Florida panhandle, Georgia, and the Carolinas before heading out to sea Friday, damage is estimates in the tens of billions.
• Canada is expected to impose new steel quotas and tariffs in order to protect its industries as overseas steelmakers are looking to flood new markets.
• A landslide triggered by tectonic activity on Uganda's Mt. Elgon has killed at least 31, the area is prone to landslides and accidents like this have been recorded several times in recent years.
• Stocks appear to be taking a breather after the worst two-day loss since February, the Dow lost nearly 1350 points in two days as tech stocks and earning are in a major slump.
• The Justice Department has signed off on the proposed $69 billion merger between Aetna insurance and CVS Pharmacy, the two will combine for health clinics in pharmacies serving 97 million.