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• Two are dead after a shooting at a Kroger store in Jeffersonville, Kentucky, a suspect killed a man inside the store and killed a woman in the parking lot before being apprehended later by police.
• Donald Trump has signed into law bipartisan anti-opioid abuse legislation that among other measures expands treatment under Medicaid and provides federal grant money for drug programs.
• China's defense minister is warning the West that Beijing will take actions "at any cost" to prevent Taiwan from breaking away in self-rule.
• Super Typhoon Yutu is the strongest storm to his the US Mariana Islands in nearly 70 years, the category 5 storm took direct aim at the US territory with nearly 180 MPH winds Wednesday.
• Apple will launch its own streaming service to compete with Netfilx and Hulu next year, the service's original content could be free to Apple device owners, but may not be available on other platforms.