StupidiNews!

• A 22-pound rock that a Michigan man was using as a doorstop turned out to be a meteorite worth $100,000, confirmed by both Central Michigan University and the Smithsonian.
• The 2018 Nobel Prize for Chemistry has gone to team of American and British scientists for molecular evolution, speeding up the process in generations of organisms.
• The Trump regime is expected to win concessions from the World Trade Organization to shut down the WTO's appeals court by blocking all appointments to the panel.
• Trump regime Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh gets a procedural vote in the Senate today that will determine if he has the votes to proceed to a full Senate confirmation.
• A horror film based on a Twitter thread by authors Chuck Wendig and Sam Sykes premieres this weekend on Syfy, You Might Be The Killer riffs on summer camp slashers in the digital age.