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• In a major escalation of tensions between Ukraine and Russia, Kiev says that Russian naval forces opened fire on and capture three Ukranian ships in the Kerch Strait.
• Ukrainian President Petro Porosheko wants parliament to declare martial law as a result of the Russian aggression to head off protests and lock down the country.
• General Motors plans to close its largest Canadian car plant in Ontario as part of global restructuring, the plant closing is expected to affect more than 2,500 jobs.
• European Union leaders have endorsed UK PM Theresa May's Brexit deal, but it's still not clear at all whether or not the UK Parliament will sign off on it.
• After launching the InSight probe towards Mars in May, NASA will attempt to land the craft on the surface of the red planet on Monday afternoon.