StupidiNews!

• China has revealed it is building a third domestically-produced aircraft carrier as Beijing's navy ramps up production in the Pacific.
• NASA has successfully landed the InSight probe on Mars, the remote stationary craft will detect "marsquakes" and other seismic phenomena on the red planet for the next two years.
• Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko has convinced the country's lawmakers to declare a 30-day period of martial law in order to prepare for "imminent" Russian land invasion.
• Donald Trump says that he is prepared to go ahead with increased tariffs on more than $250 billion in Chinese imports if no trade deal is reached at the G20 Summit in Argentina next week.
• British natural gas companies are testing home delivery of hydrogen for heating and cooking, in an effort to curb carbon emissions across the country.

Also guys, I have no tolerance for trolls.  The ban stick will be heavy and permanent.