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• In a closer race than many expected, Mississippi GOP Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith will keep her Senate seat after a 54-46% victory over Democrat Mike Espy last night.
• The US Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday in the case of Patrick Murphy, convicted in 1999 of murder on Native American land, Murphy's lawyers say his conviction should be thrown out.
• As the crisis in Ukraine deepens, Russia is deploying advanced surface-to-air missiles in the Crimea as Kiev institutes a 30-day martial law policy to defend against "imminent" Russian invasion.
• A Chinese researcher who shocked the world last week announcing the world's first gene-edited pregnancy says a second woman is pregnant with another edited embryo in his trial.
• A news US Geological Survey report finds that nearly 25% of America's carbon emissions come from extracting and burning fossil fuels from public lands.