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• At least 42 people were injured after a gas main explosion and fire near a pub in Sapporo, Japan last night, police are investigating the cause of the blast.
• British PM Theresa May has rejected calls by Parliament for a new Brexit referendum, calling a second vote a "breach of trust" and insisting that her current plan can be passed with "a few changes".
• Saudi officials are warning the Trump regime that last week's Senate resolution blaming the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi on the Saudi crown prince could have long-term diplomatic repercussions.
• Protests Sunday in Hungary against the government of PM Viktor Orban grew in Budapest as thousands demanded independent courts and a free press.
• An outbreak of Ebola in the Democratic Republic of the Congo has reached the city of Butembo, threatening a population of over 1 million as doctors work to contain the virus.