StupidiNews!

• The US government faces a partial shutdown tonight if Republicans and Donald Trump cannot get legislation passed to keep the lights on by midnight.
• British police and even military troops were called in to London's Gatwick Airport after several unmanned commercial drones appeared over runways, canceling hundreds of flights.
• Donald Trump is expected to announce the withdrawal of about half of the remaining 14,000 US troops in Afghanistan, just one day after a complete withdrawal from Syria was announced.
• A US appeals court has reversed a lower court decision barring the Trump regime from deporting Iraqis from the Detroit area, the ACLU is considering what further steps to take.
• Nine months after a lethal crash, ride-share giant Uber is once again testing autonomous drivers in the US, but the test program will be significantly scaled back.