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• Scottish tennis champion Andy Murray says he will retire this year at age 31 after hip surgery, Murray became the first UK men's Wimbledon champion in more than 70 years in 2013.
• A new study by a Chinese research team find the Earth's ocans are heating up at a more rapid pace than previously thought, exacerbating the problem of violent storms from global warming.
• Canadian Treasury Board President Scott Brison is quitting the Trudeau government ahead of October elections, Brison is Canada's first openly gay cabinet minister.
• Menswear mainstay Calvin Klein is closing its NYC flagship store this spring, parent company PVH Corp. says the brand is looking to shift to more digital sales worldwide.
• The Justice Department announced a $305 million settlement with Fiat Chrysler over diesel software cheating scandals, Chrysler is also expected to offer software upgrades for 100,000 vehicles.