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• Both Republican and Democratic Senate bills to reopen the government failed to pass the Senate on Thursday, senators from both parties are still looking to make a deal.
• With US diplomatic personnel being told to leave Venezuela by President Nicolas Maduro, the Trump regime has ordered all non-emergency government employees out of the country.
• The Trump regime will begin returning asylum seekers to Mexico starting Friday, all non-Mexican asylum seekers will eventually be transferred to Mexico while awaiting processing.
• Poultry giant Tyson Foods is donating nearly 700,000 meals to federal workers furloughed as the shutdown enters its sixth week.
• SpaceX has performed a rocket test firing ahead of a scheduled February commercial crew spaceflight demonstration mission.