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• UK Prime Minister Theresa May has lost another key Brexit vote, this time Parliament voted to curb government spending powers if no Brexit deal has been reached by the deadline.
• The District of Columbia water board is considering cutting off the White House after the partial shutdown has caused the Trump regime to miss a payment on the Oval Office water bill.
• With Senate Democrats vowing to block all non-shutdown related bills, a measure to allow state and local governments to punish Americans for boycotting Israel failed to overcome a filibuster.
• The National Association of Realtors says that shutdown-related damage to consumer confidence is starting to weigh on the US housing market in January.
• The family of a Florida man killed in a accident is suing electric automaker Tesla, alleging the battery was defective and resulted in the car's speed governor malfunctioning.