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• Avacados in six states are being recalled due to possible listeria contamination, Henry Avacados says the recall is voluntary due to positive test samples.
• Rescue operations airlifted nearly 400 passengers off the floundering luxury liner Viking Sky off the coast of Norway, the ship issued a mayday call Saturday as engines failed and the ship was towed.
• Friday's global stock selloff continued overseas on Monday morning as evidence is mounting of a major recession in the making heading into 2020.
• UK Prime Minister Theresa May faces revolt by her cabinet amid massive protests in the streets as a now-delayed Brexit reckoning could force May out of office.
• US computer science grads are outperforming colleagues in China, Russia, and India in a new test study that spanned more than 85 college and university programs.