StupidiNews!

• A Texas nonprofit that houses migrant children for the Trump regime is being sued for allegedly drugging and sexually molesting a 10-year-old Guatemalan boy in custody.
• Senate Democrats say they will oppose the nomination of right-wing economic pundit Stephen Moore to the Federal Reserve, but the Senate GOP could confirm him without Democratic votes.
• UK Prime Minister Theresa May will address Parliament Wednesday in a last-ditch effort to pass a Brexit plan, but any successful vote may require her resignation as a price.
• US and Chinese officials are resuming trade talks this week in Beijing and next week in the US as the Trump regime tries to salvage a trade agreement and avoid more tariffs hurting US consumers.
• Rockland County, NY has declared a public health emergency over a Measles outbreak and is barring all unvaccinated children from public spaces for the next 30 days.