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• Jeopardy host Alex Trebek has announced that he has been diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer, the legendary emcee say he plans to beat the disease despite his low odds.
• Arizona GOP Sen. Martha McSally says she was sexually assaulted by a superior officer while serving as the US Air Force's first female combat pilot.
• Chinese tech giant Huawei has filed a countersuit against the Justice Department over accusations the company has stolen US corporate secrets for Beijing.
• Indian PM Narendra Modi is under heavy scrutiny as political opposition lawmakers are demanding proof that last week's raid against Pakistan actually killed 300 terrorists as he claimed.
• Democratic leaders have introduced legislation to restore the FCC's removal of net neutrality regulations from 2017, the bill is expected to pass the House but faces an uncertain Senate vote.