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• Paris officials say that several artifacts have been rescued after Notre Dame cathedral caught on fire on Monday night, the fire is under control but the cathedral's famous wooden spire was destroyed.
• Ecuador says it was inundated with tens of millions of international cyber attacks after WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was turned over to UK police last week.
• Both the House Financial Services Committee and House Intelligence Committee have issued subpoenas to Germany's Deutsche Bank and other banks in connection to Trump's finances.
• China's Communist Party is using the internet to test party loyalty with a new mobile app, but some have figured out how the cheat the system and earn "loyalty points" by not doing anything.
• PC DOTA 2 champions Team OG have been dethroned by an OpenAI bot able to play the game better than any team of humans can, the makers plan to allow users to download the bot for free.