StupidiNews!

• Former radical activist Judy Clark has been granted parole after nearly 40 years of imprisonment for her role in a 1981 Brinks armored car robbery that killed three people.
• Energy Secretary Rick Perry is planning to leave the Trump regime this year as the Department of Homeland Security has already seen a massive shake-up in the last few weeks.
• An 18-year old woman reportedly obsessed with the Columbine school shooting has been found dead after a manhunt, schools in the Denver area canceled classes as a precaution she might try to attack.
• North Korea has tested a "tactical weapon" according to state media, in what Pyongyang experts believe is a message to the Trump regime about stalled nuclear talks.
• Reviewers getting their hands on Samsung's new Galaxy Fold are discovering the bendable screen is far more fragile than advertised, causing a major ruckus on tech sites.