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• Car-sharing app Car2Go says that dozens of cars may have been stolen through its mobile app in the Chicago area, several people have been charged in connection with the fraud ring.
• Watergate-era investigative reporter Carl Bernstein says that the Mueller report paints a "vast narrative of a presidential cover-up".
• Game-maker Nintendo stock jumped by more than a sixth in value as the company announced a partnership with Chinese retailer Tencent to sell the Nintendo Switch console in China.
• ISIS forces are claiming their first ever attack in the Democratic Republic of Congo, near the Ugandan border, in what is being termed a "major development".
• NASA says ISS astronaut Christina Koch will extend her stay aboard the station to 328 days, Koch arrived on the station last month along with two other astronauts.