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• Sri Lankan officials have lifted curfew after eight explosions killed several hundred and injured hundreds more as churches and hotels in the country were attacked by terrorists.
• Police in Northern Ireland have released without charge two men in connection with the shooting death of journalist Lyra McKee last week, police say they are still searching for the shooter.
• The Trump regime says it will end waivers on sanctions for any country buying Iranian oil on May 2, oil prices worldwide have spiked on the news.
• Exit polls in Ukraine show TV comic Volodymyr Zelenskiy has won an overwhelming victory in Sunday's presidential runoff election, taking more than 70% of votes.
• Toyota is investing another $1 billion in ride-sharing giant Uber's self-driving car technology, this marks the third time the automaker has invested major capital into autonomous vehicles.