StupidiNews!

• In a 313-312 vote, the UK Parliament has voted to force Prime Minister Theresa May to seek an extension of the Brexit process if there is no deal by April 12.
• Indicted NC GOP chair Robin Hayes will hand over day-to-day party operations but will not step down as he heals from "recent health setbacks".
• Ethiopia's Transport Ministry will release its initial report Thursday on the March 10 crash of a Boeing 737 MAX jet that killed 157 passengers and crew.
• House Ways and Means Chair Richard Neal is formally requesting six year of Donald Trump's tax returns from the IRS, Trump will refuse but the Treasury Department gets the decision.
• An Ohio teen is facing more than 70 counts of "swatting" police departments across the country, triggering armed response teams with fake emergency calls.