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• An Oregon man wanted by the FBI for 23 years turned himself into police Friday, Wayne Arthur Silsbee escaped authorities for over two decades on sexual assault and child molestation charges.
• Some 44 states are filing a mass lawsuit against more than 20 drug manufacturers over conspiracy and collusion to raise prices on American consumer by over 1,000%.
• Officials in Sri Lanka are temporarily blocking social media after mosques and Muslim-owned businesses were attacked in the capital of Colombo, several arrests have been made in the case.
• Donald Trump says the White House is "where we want to be" after raising tariffs on China this weekend, China is promising swift retaliation that will be "regrettable". 
• Ridesharing giant Uber's first day on the stock market was a bust, with the company losing 7.6% in trading and all news pointing more selling this week.