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• A California civil jury has returned a $2 billion verdict against agriculture giant Monsanto for causing cancer in in a couple with their popular weed killer product, Round-Up.
• Donald Trump says he will veto a House Democratic bill to add protections for LGBTQ Americans to civil rights and housing laws, the White House says the bill is "filled with poison pills".
• The White House says Donald Trump will meet with Chinese President Xi Jinping in June as trade war between the two countries threatens to damage the global economy.
• Upcoming midterm elections in the Philippines appear to be setting the stage for President Rodrigo Duterte to pass leadership to his eldest daughter Sara, currently Mayor of Davao City.
• BitCoin is back up to $8,000, a new 2019 high, as the price of the cryptocurrency has again skyrocketed in just a few short weeks.