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• NYPD officials confirm a charter helicopter landed in the Hudson River on Wednesday afternoon, a nearby ferry captain was able to assist and the pilot escaped with minor hand injuries.
• Eric Trump is blaming "gun violence" in cities for lost profits at Trump properties rather than Donald Trump's decreasing popularity nationwide.
• Donald Trump has pardoned two conservative felons on Wednesday, including Conrad Black, the British former media mogul deported after a fraud and obstruction of justice conviction.
• Analysts believe China has well over $3 trillion available to fight Donald Trump's tariffs as the trade war between Beijing and Washington shows no sign of resolution anytime soon.
• Epic Games continues its battle with Steam for online PC gaming store supremacy as the company will soon offer a $10 store credit for users enabling two-factor authentication.