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• Officials in Kawasaki, Japan say eight children were among the 15 people wounded by a stabbing spree in a city park Tuesday morning, a suspect detained later died from wounds.
• Federal prosecutors in New York are looking into a $1 million donation made to Donald Trump's inaugural committee in connection with possible pay-for-play involving an Alabama power plant.
• Fiat Chrysler is looking to buy out French automaker Renault for $35 billion as the auto industry continues to deal with emissions regulations, electric vehicles, and new technology.
• Canada's government says it will plan to ratify the new NAFTA agreement ahead of a visit by US VP Mike Pence, the Trump regime has lifted aluminum tariffs, clearing the way for ratification.
• Washington state Democratic Gov. Jay Inslee has signed a bill allowing the composting of human remains, Inslee is a dark horse candidate for the 2020 presidency running on climate change.