StupidiNews!

• Tornadoes and flooding across Arkansas have left at least one person dead as flash flood warnings and damaging hail batter the Midwest for the second week in a row.
• Oklahoma is also the site of the nation's first trial against opioid manufacturers as the state is suing Johnson & Johnson over an epidemic of addicts.
• China says it is prepared to escalate a trade war with the US by limiting shipments of rare earth metals, a move that could devastate the tech industry and cost American consumers tens of billions.
• House Democrats are suing the Trump Organization over emoluments as Donald Trump and his businesses continue to directly profit from foreign dignitaries and overseas trade.
• Baltimore's city government is blaming the NSA and asking for federal money over hackers who held city computer systems hostage with ransomware for weeks using stolen NSA hacking tools.