StupidiNews!

• At least 7 people are dead and 19 missing as a sightseeing boat capsized in the Danube River in Budapest after colliding with another tourist boat.
• Emails have emerged confirming a Wall Street Journal story that the USS John McCain was sent off duty while Donald Trump was in Japan last week to keep from angering him.
• Disney CEO Bob Iger says it will be "very difficult" for the entertainment giant to continue to do business in Georgia if the state's anti-abortion law signed this month takes effect.
• Embattled Canadian PM Justin Trudeau says he will bring up the US "backsliding" on abortion access with US VP Mike Pence during his state visit this week.
• Astronomers have spotted evidence that two white dwarf stars could collide and form a neutron star before fading away.