StupidiNews!

• Police have arrested a convicted Maine felon in connection with the 1986 cold case murder of 11-year-old Kathleen Flynn in Connecticut.
• Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is accusing Iran of attacking two oil tankers in the Gulf of Oman, saying Tehran represents a "clear threat to international security".
• The UN confirms 17 people were killed in attacks in the Darfur region of Sudan as villagers rioted over food prices in a local market.
• Hundreds of US corporations including Wal-Mart and Target are calling on the Trump regime to end tariffs on Chinese imports, saying the levies are costing American consumers billions.
• World Health Organization officials are moving to contain an Ebola outbreak in the Congo that has already killed two people with dozens more having been exposed.