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• Hong Kong's airport remains closed for a fifth day as protesters have locked the city down, city administrator Carrie Lam says the situation is almost "to the brink of no return".
• FBI agents raided the private island of the late Jeffrey Epstein as the case against his co-conspirators continues, Attorney General Bill Barr promises to get to the bottom of the case.
• The death toll from super typhoon Lakima has reached 44 according to Chinese officials as the storm ripped along China's eastern coast, causing billions in damages.
• Russia admits that an accident with a new nuclear missile test has killed five scientists last week, the research city of Sarov east of Moscow is under lockdown as crews are responding to the situation.
• Preliminary clinical trials in the Democratic Republic of Congo have found promise in two drugs used to treat the Ebola virus as WHO doctors continue to deal with the outbreak there.