StupidiNews!

• A new congressionally-mandated report on the Pentagon's defense strategy finds the US military is "in danger of being overwhelmed" if forced to fight a major foe like Russia or China on the ground.
• Tensions between India and Pakistan continue to head for a boiling point as Pakistani PM Imran Khan called on the world to notice India's "Fascist, racist government."
• US Attorney General William Barr is removing the acting head of the Bureau of Prisons in the wake of the suicide of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in his cell last week.
• UK officials in the Johnson government are "deeply concerned" over reports that British diplomatic staff have gone missing abroad during a trip to China.
• The FCC report on commercial internet provider CenturyLink's massive 37-hour outage in December that affected several 911 systems across the nation finds no recommendation of punishment.