StupidiNews!

• Tropical Storm Dorian is expected to become a minimal hurricane before threatening Hispaniola and Puerto Rico on Tuesday.
• Republican Sen. Pat Toomey of Pennsylvania says universal firearms background check legislation has a "chance" of passing, but no votes have been scheduled on legislation in the Senate.
• Election security officials say the biggest threat to US election systems could be Election Day ransomware attacks that hold entire voting precincts hostage and throw voting into total chaos.
• Donald Trump says he won't risk America's energy sector on "windmill dreams" and is vowing again to increase coal, gas, and nuclear power plants across the US.
• The DEA confirms that the agency is planning increased cannabis research and that some -- emphasis on some -- CBD products sold in the US are indeed legal.