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• Hurricane Dorian has shifted northwest after hitting Puerto Rico as a Category 1 storm as it is expected to gain strength to Category 3 and could threaten central Florida this weekend.
• A West Virginia state Republican senator was charged with soliciting a prostitute in connection with a sex ring investigation into seven men, according to officials.
• The Chinese People's Liberation Army made a show of rotating troops in its Hong Kong garrison on Thursday as protests continue across the city.
• New York Democratic Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is the latest 2020 candidate to drop out of the presidential primary race, Gillibrand failed to qualify for the third debate next month.
• The World Health Organization is close to revoking America's status as having eliminated measles as well over 1,200 new US cases have appeared in 2019 due to lack of vaccination and misinformation.