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• Bahamian Prime Minister Hubert Minnis said Monday that Hurricane Dorian was an "historic tragedy" as the northwestern islands were crushed by the Category 5 storm's 185 MPH winds.
• The death toll in last weekend's Midlands-Odessa Texas shooting attack has climbed to eight as law enforcement officials believe the suspect's firing from his trucking job may have set him off.
• At least 25 people are dead and nine more are missing after a pre-dawn fire aboard a dive boat sank the vessel off the coast of Santa Barbara, California early Monday.
• Democratic 2020 hopefuls are going after the Trump regime's latest plan to speed up federal executions after lifting a moratorium on federal death penalty earlier this summer.
• Forecast models show Hurricane Dorian will continue to rip north along hundreds of miles of Florida's eastern coast and could threaten Charleston, South Carolina by Thursday.