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• The US says it has confirmed that the Assad regime used chlorine gas to bomb civilians in May, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo warned that the attacks "will not go unchallenged".
• UK PM Boris Johnson has lost his seventh consecutive vote in Parliament, this time losing on a measure to recess lawmakers for three days for the Conservative Party's annual conference.
• The Trump regime plans massive cuts to refugee resettlement targets in the US, cutting the already modern-era low 30,000 to just 18,000 for 2020.
• Hong Kong City Administrator Carrie Lam is taking the blame for the "entire unrest" as demonstrations enter their 5th month.
• Nearly 5 million Doordash accounts, including credit cards, driver's licenses, and merchant info have been exposed to hackers after a May attack that the delivery service is only now admitting to.