StupidiNews!

• The death toll in the Bahamas from Hurricane Dorian has risen to at least 20 and officials expect the total to go much higher as search teams are reaching areas that were flooded out over the weekend.
• French lawmakers are holding hearings on so-called "gay conversion therapy" with the National Assembly drafting legislation to outlaw the practice.
• House Democrats are investigating last month's revelation that Donald Trump supposedly offered subpoenas to immigration officials in exchange for getting Trump's southern border wall built.
• UK PM Boris Johnson's call for snap elections after his government lost a crucial Brexit vote has also been blocked, leaving Johnson with fewer and fewer options.
• Oregon Democratic Sen. Ron Wyden says Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg should face prison for in his view, Zuckerberg's repeated lying about privacy concerns to Congress.