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• New York City plans to close its infamous Rikers' Island jail cells in favor of newer, more modern, and smaller facilities after a City Council vote and Mayor de Blasio's plans to approve the measure.
• The latest Brexit deal between UK PM Boris Johnson's government and EU negotiators has come apart after Northern Ireland's Democratic Unionist Party rejected the measure.
• Turkey has agreed to a US proposal to halt attacks on Syrian Kurdish positions for five days in order to facilitate humanitarian aid and evacuation measures.
• Energy Secretary Rick Perry is confirming his departure from the Trump regime at the end of the year as the Ukraine scandal continues to grow to involve his trips to Kiev.
• A bipartisan Senate bill would drastically limit non-competition clauses for employees, with the legislation aiming to fix "the worst abuses" in keeping workers from going to competitors.