StupidiNews!

• Consumer products giant Johnson & Johnson has reached a $20.4 million settlement with two Ohio counties ahead of a major trial scheduled for later this month.
• Colombian coastguard officials say they picked up three cocaine smugglers whose boat had capsized, the shipwrecked smugglers survived by clinging to floating bales of cocaine worth millions.
• A federal judge has rejected claims that Harvard University's admissions program amounted to discrimination against Asian-Americans, the Trump regime had written a brief supporting the case.
• Embattled UK PM Boris Johnson says Parliament must accept his final Brexit terms or face a "no-deal" Brexit that could collapse the country's economy.
• Hospitals in both Alabama and Australia have been crippled by ransomware attacks, meaning hospitals are turning away all but the most critical patients.