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• NASA's Mars Curiosity rover has found more evidence that the Red Planet was home to saltwater crater lakes some 3.5 billion years ago.
• Socialist Prime Minister Antonio Costa emerged as the winner in Sunday's national elections in Portugal, right-wing conservatives were trounced and Costa is expected to form a coalition.
• A federal judge ruled that the White House had to release Donald Trump's tax returns to Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance, an emergency appeal to the 2nd Circuit blocked the order pending review.
• Hong Kong city administrator Carrie Law vowed to end the "limitless and lawless" protests in the city, in what could signal a major military crackdown coming for demonstrators.
• The 2019 Nobel prize for Medicine has gone to two Americans and a British researcher for their shared, decades-long work on how the human body senses that it needs oxygen.