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• McDonald's CEO and president Steve Easterbrook is resigning after admitting to having a consensual relationship with an employee in violation of company policy.
• Protesters in Hong Kong marched for another weekend of demonstrations in defiance of China's latest warning that it would not tolerate any challenge to Hong Kong's current system of governance.
• Saudi Arabia's state oil company, Saudi Aramco, is moving ahead with IPO plans that could see the company valued as much as $1.5 trillion, making it the largest publicly traded company on Earth.
• UK PM Boris Johnson is apologizing to voters for missing his own hard Brexit deadline of Oct. 31 as Britain now enters its third general election in four years, scheduled for December 12.
• The Trump regime may be backing off efforts to reverse Obama-era fuel efficiency standards with efforts to require modest yearly increases in efficiency rather than freezing them at 2020 levels.