StupidiNews!

• Democrats have recaptured the Virginia state House and Senate, meaning the state could become the 37th state legislature to ratify the Equal Right Amendment to the US Constitution.
• The Trump Regime is officially beginning the pullout from the Paris Climate Change Agreement, becoming the only nation in the world to refuse to cooperate.
• Mitch McConnell is saying that he does not "expect" Donald Trump to be convicted by any possible Senate impeachment trial proceedings. 
• British intelligence says the UK may be vulnerable to Russian interference ahead of next month's scheduled general elections as PM Boris Johnson refuses to publish results of the report.
• Archeologists have used a drone to locate the thousand-year-old ruins of a Native American settlement on Raleigh Island off the coast of Florida.