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• GOP Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is expected to hold a vote to acquit Donald Trump after he is impeached when a majority of senators believe the trial has "run its course".
• Disgraced Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein is expected to settle out of court in his sexual assault trial for $25 million.
• The House has passed a Defense Authorization Act bill that gives Donald Trump his Space Force in exchange for paid family leave for all federal workers.
• The Senate Foreign Affairs Committee has advanced a bill to put additional economic sanctions on Turkey over Ankara's military action in Yemen, the bill faces a certain Trump veto.
• Senate Judiciary lawmakers in both parties blasted Big Tech in blaming crypto tech for the rise in child pornography and demanding that companies provide access to any data with a warrant.