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• Former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has been sentenced to death in absentia for high treason by a state tribunal court, Musharraf is currently in Dubai where he fled in 2016.
• Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is facing calls for resignation after delivering a $67 million highway funding project to her husband Mitch McConnell's home state of Kentucky.
• Congress has approved more than $300 million for military base housing repairs and improvements after multiple exposes showed base personnel were living in squalor among dangerous conditions.
• The Trump regime is all but admitting defeat on stopping Russia and Germany from completing their joint Nord Stream 2 natural gas pipeline project.
• The death of crypto-exchange founder Gerry Cotten in January left $137 million in assets locked in his digital wallet, now creditors want Cotten's body exhumed in order to get his passwords.