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• India's Navy will get its first woman pilot this week as Sub Lieutenant Shivangi will join ongoing operations after completing training in 2018.
• Journalists and workers at the Seattle Times were evacuated Monday night due to a bomb threat, nobody was harmed, and the newsroom staff continued work on the sidewalk.
• The Trump regime is considering a 100% tariff on French luxury imports like cheese, Champagne, and handbags in response to a French digital tax on US tech products.
• The US Senate confirmed Deputy Energy Secretary and former lobbyist Dan Brouilette to replace outgoing Energy Secretary Rick Perry in a 70-15 vote, no change in department policy is expected.
• Samoa's government is facing shutdown as the island's measles outbreak enters its seventh week, only 31% of Samoa's infants are vaccinated after a nurse error killed two infants 18 months ago.