StupidiNews!

• Hedge fund billionaire Steve Cohen is expected to close a deal this week with the New York Mets increasing his ownership percentage of the team to 100% over the next five years.
• US Navy officials at Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard say a sailor killed two people, at least three civilians were injured and the gunman has taken his own life.
• China says it will make swift reprisals against the US if Trump signs the UIGHUR Act this week, the legislation would impose sanctions against Beijing for its treatment of Uighur Muslim minority.
• Finland's coalition government is now on the brink of collapse after key Center Party lawmakers withdrew their support from Prime Minister Antti Rinne.
• Democratic Sens. Cory Booker and Ron Wyden want hearings on why America's health care system routinely provides worse care for black patients as compared to white ones.