StupidiNews!

• A magnitude 7.7 earthquake struck off the coast of Jamaica, rattling several Caribbean islands and was felt as far away as Miami.
• Palestinians are rejecting a Israeli/Trump regime "peace plan" that has Israel annex much of the current Palestinian territories in exchange for a much smaller parcel around East Jeruslaem as capital.
• The Justice Department is leveling multiple lawsuits against an accused illegal robocall scam ring that allegedly bilked elderly victims out of "massive financial losses"
• Peruvian opposition leader Keiki Fujimori has returned to face a money laundering trial just months after being freed by Peru's top court on grounds her constitutional rights were violated.
• General Motors is investing more than $2 billion in its Detroit-Hamtramck plant to build electric vehicles starting in 2021.