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• Iowa caucus-goers will decide delegates today in the Hawkeye State's first-in-the-nation Democratic contest with several possible candidates in the running to win.
• The death toll from the Wuhan coronavirus has topped 360, exceeding the fatality count from SARS 20 years ago as the virus continues to spread in China and multiple other countries.
• Japanese PM Shinzo Abe says the country will be ready for the Tokyo Olympics in July, keeping a close eye on the Wuhan coronavirus and other global events.
• As the UK enters the Brexit era, PM Boris Johnson says Briatian will walk away from EU trade talks unless Brussels drops demands for London to join market regulations and court rulings.
• Four years after clandestine affair website Ashley Madison was hacked, researchers have discovered another round of extortion schemes based on exposed user data.