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• A new UNICEF report on the healthiest countries to raise children finds the US ranks 39th out of 180, and 173rd out of 180 in sustainability of carbon emissions.
• Even though the Wuhan coronavirus has surpassed 2,000 deaths, World Health Organization doctors are calling for calm as the virus itself is less deadly than SARS 20 years ago.
• Utah's measure to decriminalize polygamy among consenting adults has passed the state's Senate in a unanimous vote, but the bill faces stiffer odds in the Utah state House.
• Michael Bloomberg's campaign says if elected president, he will sell his Bloomberg news company so as to not profit off of it "like Trump does now".
• A US-based natural gas facility was shut down for more than two days after being crippled by ransomware, according to the DHS and Department of Energy.