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• More than two dozen people have been indicted in connection with a thoroughbred doping scheme involving last year's disqualified Kentucky Derby winner, Maximum Security.
• A newly-discovered 14th century burial cave in Gabon may contain hundreds of artifacts shedding light on African culture during the medieval era.
• All of Italy is now under quarantine as COVID-19 cases continue to spread in Europe with over 300 dead and thousands of cases reported, all public gatherings have been canceled.
• Mexico's "Day Without Women" protests closed schools and workplaces across the country as thousands of women walked out in observation of International Women's Day.
• Amazon is planning to license its no checkout store technology to other retailers in a bid to "streamline the retail experience".