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• Amazon says it will hire 100,000 workers over the next few months in order to keep up with "unprecedented demand" of its delivery products due to COVID-19 concerns.
• A state judge has blocked Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine's plan to delay today's primary due to COVID-19, calling it a "terrible precedent" and ordered the primary to continue as planned.
• Canada has shut its borders to foreigners, excluding US citizens and permanent residents, and PM Justin Trudeau is urging people to limit social contact and to stay home.
• The airline industry is seeking $58 billion in federal loans to stay in business during the COVID-19 lockdown as airport screenings and testing of passengers delays flights by several hours.
• Tesla's Model Y is rolling off the production lines six months ahead of schedule, but drivers will have to wait months for the less-expensive Standard model for a mass market Tesla under $40,000.