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• Florida Republican Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart is the first member of Congress to test positive for COVID-19, his office says the Congressman is recovering and "is feeling better".
• Wisconsin Democrats are suing the state to make vote-by-mail available to all state voters, not just absentee ballots and the elderly.
• The US Senate has passed and Donald Trump has signed into law the House Democratic COVID-19 bill granting sick leave and small business relief to millions, more legislation is being considered.
• UK PM Boris Johnson will close all schools Friday as the British government considers shelter-in-place measures for greater London in order to halt the spread of COVID-19.
• The big three automakers, GM, Ford, and Fiat Chrysler, will close all plants through March 30, but Tesla and other automakers will remain open.