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• With projections that more than half of California's 42 million residents will be infected with COVID-19, Gov. Gavin Newsom has ordered all non-essential residents to stay home.
• The Trump regime is demanding that states hide unemployment figures until further notice as the economy nosedives in the wake of the virus.
• Donald Trump is canceling this year's G7 economic summit at Camp David and asking world leaders to hold video conferencing to meet instead.
• The US State Department is advising Americans to hold off on any non-essential international travel at this time, citing COVID-19's global pandemic spread.
• Video game retailer GameStop says it should be allowed to remain open in order to sell "at-home work solutions" and be reclassified as an essential in order to avoid state closure orders.